What Would Batman Do?

Because the poll is closed!  The people have spoken, and with an unprecedented 22 votes, 45% of WWBD readers (10 votes) believe that the chocolate-producing, swashbuckling, scissor-handed Johnny Depp would do the best job in taking over Heath Ledger’s role as the Joker in the next possible sequel to The Dark Knight.

Damn, even I‘m getting a boner from that picture.  Mark Hamill and Clive Owen tied for second with 14% each (three votes).  Matthew McConaughey earned two votes for 9% of the total, as Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Dustin Hoffman, and Kathy Griffin are the last to exit the clown car with 5% each (one vote).

Nobody likes Leonardo DiCaprio.

I’ll send the results to Christopher Nolan right away.  Congratulations, Mr. Depp, you’ll be receiving a complimentary WWBD tampon applicator in the mail.

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