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Sep 19 2008

Foxy Lady

Published by bill_finger at 9:58 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

My girlfriend of the week, Megan Fox , is making headlines for fulfilling every thirteen year old boys’ dream: she had an affair with a female stripper named “Nikita.”

Fuck.  Yes.

My beloved readers, if you can think of any better reason to vote for Megan Fox as the next Catwoman in the current Batman film franchise, please tell me now.   She’s a goddess, a tease, a vigilante, a. . . dare I say “maverick”?  This is a woman with so much confidence in herself, she told the press directly the most scandalous period of her life.  This is Selina Kyle incarnate.

Lindsay Lohan, you’re old news.

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6 Responses to “Foxy Lady”

  1. threedegreeson 20 Sep 2008 at 6:20 am edit this

    Um, Bill, you might want to be careful tossing the word “maverick” around…it’s about 46 days away from being a four-letter word.

    Oh, and thanks for siding with me with such frequency on the right wingnut blogs. It’s good to know I’m not alone.

    Cheers,

    Steve

    www.therelevantrhino.today.com

  2. eclecticbirdon 20 Sep 2008 at 1:43 pm edit this

    I’ll give you that she is hot…and she definately get butts in the seat but I’d still rather see Charlize Theron all catty ;)
    I just can’t stand stupid and whiney and that’s how she strikes me.

  3. stephenon 22 Sep 2008 at 7:32 am edit this

    I don’t think old enough. Catwoman was always more mature.. I bet she’d be a great Barbara Gordon, but too bad they’ve already shown Jim Gordon’s daughter and she’s like 8.

    Anyone else notice that they didn’t show her face at all in The Dark Knight?

  4. Regina Avaloson 22 Sep 2008 at 12:11 pm edit this

    My votes for the next Catwoman are Jolie and Theron. I think either one would do well. Thanks for stopping by!

    http://celebritytoday.today.com

  5. bill_fingeron 22 Sep 2008 at 3:02 pm edit this

    Thanks for all the comments. And stephen, her age is exactly why I’m supporting her. Check out my post, “Pick A Pussy,” for my exact argument. She could pull off a decent Barbara Gordon, but I can’t see her with red hair.

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