What Would Batman Do?

I brought a frozen bottle of water with me during my adventures today, and I played that game where you wait twenty minutes, then take a swig of the two drops of water that melted.  After a few hours, I admired the large, odd-shaped ice cube trapped within my plastic bottle, and I said to myself, “This must be what Mr. Freeze’s turds look like.”

Just think about it for a second.

Before you write this off as just another silly, inane pot-post , just entertain this possibility in your mind.  Just image the bowel mechanics of a human forced to live his entire life in a sub-zero environment.  And then consider if Clayface shits rocks.

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