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Nov 14 2008

Batman Can’t Breathe in Space

Published by bill_finger at 8:48 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

Okay, so it sucked.  But it didn’t suck balls, and I think there should be a clear distinction.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold used childish dialogue, had a plot that made little to no sense, depicted Clock King as an actual king who’s a clock, and showed Batman breathing in space.  However, the show did not include any Shark Repellent Bat Sprays , Bat Boogies , or awe-inspiring epiphanies that “some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.”

The animation was decent.  There was also a clear nod to one of the Internet’s most popular bat-blogs as Blue Beetle pondered while in uncaptivating captivity, “What would Batman do?”

It could have been a lot worse.  May I present Exhibit A:

So, Batman: The Brave and the Bold didn’t suck balls, which means I’ll have to watch it until it gets canceled next month.

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6 Responses to “Batman Can’t Breathe in Space”

  1. eclecticbirdon 15 Nov 2008 at 1:54 am edit this

    You know if there is a video I have to watch the video so why would you do that to me?

  2. Dov Isaacon 15 Nov 2008 at 10:49 am edit this

    Batman can indeed breath in space. I present Exhibit A:
    http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20050131a.gif

  3. Paulyon 15 Nov 2008 at 4:49 pm edit this

    I sure hope they don’t cancel it. I have it set to record on my DVR every Fri now. Sorry - can’t watch it live as it conflicts with my Sci-fi channel shows!

    But - I definitely liked it - and so did my kid. I like the idea that there will be different super heroes each week. Also - is that batmobile cool or what?

    My son noticed that his batarangs are red - well - at least red-lined (but, what do you expect from a 4 year old). I watched it last night - then we watched it together this afternoon. I didn’t notice that last night.

    Anyway - I hope he introduces NEW heroes like the Blue Beetle each week.

  4. khlindseyon 15 Nov 2008 at 5:05 pm edit this

    Personally, I am still rolling on the floor with the distinction between “sucks” and “sucks balls”… yes Bill, you are absolutely correct, there is a difference! ;)~k

  5. bill_fingeron 16 Nov 2008 at 11:21 am edit this

    Birdy,
    My bad

    Dov,
    My bad.

    Pauly,
    You’re wrong.

    K,
    You’re right.

  6. veingloryon 16 Nov 2008 at 12:12 pm edit this

    Ah, praising with faint damn ;)

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