What Would Batman Do?

I looked over my traffic stats for November, and it turns out the number one search term that brought Internet travelers to WWBD was ” Megan Fox. “  In fact, this picture of Megan Fox was viewed more times than any insightful post I’ve shared:

I’m sure it all has to do with Megan Fox being voted the best actress to play Catwoman in Batman Begins 3 according to WWBD readers.  Still, it’s possible that some cyberventurers have come to our humble Web log for much more sinister purposes (insert 2 Girls 1 Cup emoticon).

And so, in order to get my blog 100 times more Google hits than far less deserving ones , I’m pleased to introduce the first of many blog posts devoted entirely to Megan Fox.

Part One: Rumors

According to Wikipedia , Megan Fox’s back tattoo is actually a word-for-word transcript of Adolf Hitler’s speech at the 1927 Nuremberg Rally.

Did you know Megan Fox is actually a lesbian ?

I heard Megan Fox eats live babies.

Megan Fox faked the moon landing, you know.

My friend says that he saw Megan Fox giving a handjob to Dr. Phil in the parking lot of Walgreens.

All Megan Fox base are belong to us.

Be sure to stop by tomorrow for Part Two: Pictures of Megan Fox’s Head on Sarah Palin’s Body.

(Megan Fox).

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