Dec 05 2008
Megan Fox is a Wonder
Continuing with Megan Fox Week at What Would Batman Do? , I now share with you a plot so sinister and wholly insignificant that I wish I had come up with it myself. The mysterious Wonder-Who.com set up by the mysterious “John” last month revealed, after a long viral marketing campaign, that Megan Fox would be portraying the Amazon princess known as “Wonder Woman” in an upcoming film by Warner Bros. Take a look at the poster:
Nice, huh? The only problem is, it’s all bullshit .
John just wanted to make a lot of hype for a live-action Wonder Woman movie and show Warner Brothers that the demand was there. I’d say he succeeded somewhat. For one, it’s really not the best superheroine PhotoShop work I’ve seen . And his attempt to draw a whole lot of attention to the site didn’t really pan out if I’m just hearing about this now.
Nonetheless, John has my deepest respect for taking matters into his own hands and indirectly demanding that the WB take better care of their wonderful woman (insert Tina Turner emoticon). One thing is clear — horny teenage geeks around the world are hungry to see Megan Fox in some sort of tight spandex suit on the big screen.
I really wish that they would role out all these movies that they “talk” about putting out. Between DC and Marvel, they have enough story lines to continue to roll them out.
Just the teenagers, hmm?
We all know where you stand on the godess, Birdie. Blasphemer!
I would watch it, was dissappointed to find it was a fake.