What Would Batman Do?

As we conclude Megan Fox Week at WWBD, let us ponder once more the prospect of our foxy lady taking up the golden lasso in a live-action Wonder Woman movie.  Wonder Woman’s been getting a bum rap for the past 67 years — you know it, I know it, the American people know it.  Is there any way to make her just as popular as DC’s Superman and The Holy One, Blessed Be He?  I think so, but I may be in the minority.

Alicia Ashby over at Topless Robot (which I am sad to report, does not feature any fembots missing their torso covers) explains the fundamental flaws of the Amazon princess that keep her from achieving bat-status.  You all have to read it and give me a five page report on Friday (remember to double space).

So, let’s change the world.  Let’s dress up our kids as Wonder Woman for Halloween (that includes you, Timmy).  Let’s get excited for the animated Wonder Woman movie due next February.  Let’s ask ourselves, “WWWWD?”  Most importantly, let’s replace this image,

with this,

.

And now for something almost completely different:

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