Dec 15 2008
Trailer Madness
Good news! You don’t have to watch Keanu Reeves’ dreadful acting skills just to see the trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine . For your perusal:
Kick. Ass.
Besides featuring Wolverine and Sabertooth, X-Men Origins: Wolverine will also include Blob, Gambit (insert infatuated emoticon), Deathstroke — uhh, I mean, Deadpool – and the trailer also shows what looks like a baby Storm. It’s true. Watch it again. Watch it five times.
Did you see her? Okay, let’s move on to the next film that will consume your attention in 2009, Dragon Ball: Evolution . I’m actually pretty excited about this one, even if my comrades in arms are entirely pessimistic. Dragon Ball Z is an over-the-top story anyways, so there’s no real way to make it look cheesier than it already is. We’ve all imagined what a DBZ movie would look like (admit it), and it never looked nearly as good as this:
So be optimistic. Remember how sure we were that Transformers was going to suck balls ? And now look. I’ve got an Optimus Prime poster hanging on my wall right now. Who’s to say it can’t be replaced with this one?
The trailer madness should continue, as I predict the trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li to be released any day now. It’s going to be a crazy year.
Yummmm. That’s more like it