What Would Batman Do?

Tomorrow (by which, I mean whenever I write the next post) will be What Would Batman Do?’s 100th blog post.  It should be the most exciting thing ever that you’ve ever seen, ever.

We’ll look back at some of our most memorable moments and enjoy a comedic roast from none other than David Spade.  There will also be a special appearance from a certain actor from the hit movie Twilight (the Spanish version).  Plus, one of these people will die:

This generic milestone will also present us (by which, I mean me) with a unique opportunity to evaluate WWBD and determine what’s working.  This past week, What Would Batman Do? jumped to the coveted number eight position in traffic on Today.com , thanks in large part to Megan Fox and Google’s inability to resist my boyish charm (insert boyish emoticon).

I want to hold onto this spike in traffic, and I’ll do whatever it takes.  To quote the wise philosopher Confucius, “I’ve got this thing and it’s fucking golden, and, uh, uh, I’m just not giving it up for fuckin’ nothing.  I’m not gonna do it.  And, and I can always use it.  I can parachute me there.”  That was Confucius, right?

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