What Would Batman Do?

As you may know, we’re a mere five days away from Valentine’s Day, the faux holiday created by Hallmark and the Freemasons to make every single single person on earth feel lonely and inadequate (insert teary-eyed emoticon).  How can Batman fanboys withstand the annual heartbreak that comes with this most reviled day of construction paper hearts and the color pink?

Batman porn.

No, not that kind of softcore bat on cat action.

Closer.

Bingo!  An image so raunchy and sensually emotive that not even my conscience will allow me to show a preview.

You’ll have to check out the free tour of Online Super Heroes for yourself to see the Caped Crusader erotically crusade Catwoman and teach Batgirl the basics of crime fighting without clothes on.  I would warn you that this site is very NSFW, but if your work doesn’t let you enjoy erotic pictures of comic book characters going at it in a sometimes-tasteful manner , you need to quit your job right now.

I’ll be mentioning more geek porn throughout the week, assuming I don’t get banned from accessing my blog by then.

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