What Would Batman Do?

Continuing with Batman Porn Week at Today.com’s favorite blog , I now present for your viewing pleasure a leaked scene of Catwoman in the next bat-film, Batman Begins to Come.

Information is still incredibly sparse on the project that will no doubt earn Heath Ledger another posthumous Oscar, but from the quality of this scene, it appears that Brett Ratner will be directing in place of Christopher Nolan.  And it behooves me to mention the continuity errors already apparent in this sequel to The Dark Knight.  First off, Batman is black.  Also, he has an eleven-inch bat-pole.

Check out this exclusive scene of Batman and Catwoman’s erotic first encounter when your wife/boss/mother/rabbi isn’t looking over your shoulder.  Be sure to admire all the subtle mise-en-scene elements while watching, and appreciate Angelina Jolie for seeking the advice of Tera Patrick in preparation for this complex role.  That last part was actually real news.

By the way, “bat-pole” was a euphemism for “penis.”

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