What Would Batman Do?

As Valentine’s Day continues its slow, ominous approach, I once again save you from a potentially depressing night of leftover pizza and a four-hour marathon of Home Improvement.  You can thank me later.

Tonight we take a break from the sultry adventures of Gotham City and remember the fact that we still have a poll running , silently answering that age old question we’ve all strenuously pondered since second grade — who would win in a fight between Wolverine and Chun-Li?  And so I now offer you, for further research, Chun-Li porn.

Oh.  I actually meant something more along the lines of a topless Kristin Kreuk.

Yeah, kind of something like that.

But to be more specific, there’s a scene of Chun-Li showering in the 1994 classic, Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie , which I encourage you to view.  This scene was cut when the film came over the US, and the original Japanese version was unfairly edited as well.

Black bars make everything kosher.

And if you still aren’t done watching Chinese warrior women get wet, you can check out Aurora Snow in this live-action rendition of Street Fighter II: The Curse of the Pixelated Vaginas .  It’s another Brett Ratner film, I believe.

Remember to vote in the poll on the right side of the page!

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