Mar 08 2009
Baleout?
Alternative post titles:
“That’s Not Very Christian of Batman”
“Batman’s Been Terminated “
“A Duh Duh Da Da Like This in the Background”
In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past two hours and fourteen minutes, the latest rumor is that due to Christian Bale’s recent batshit crazy remixed meltdown, the powers that be are considering replacing him as the Savior of Urban Dystopia in Batman 3 — replacing him with (insert soap opera audience deeply inhaling). . .
Sam Worthington, Bale’s co-star in Terminator Salvation (insert dramatic piano scale)!
This is hasn’t been officially confirmed yet (until I put it on Wikipedia), but I think we can all trust the Herald Sun. I mean, after all, where else do you go to get all the latest entertainment news involving the Victoria province of Australia? The Werribee Banner? Ha! I think not.
I’d be ok with that, I suppose…
NO! Christian Bale IS Batman! That’s why he can’t deal with incompetence.
Sounds like someone has a bat-crush. . .
Well at least he didn’t chase the producer around with a chainsaw while naked and covered in blood.
I’m just sayin’….