Mar 26 2009
Dear !$#^&*%@ Computer,
Ugh. I fucking done with my fucking computer (insert fucking done emoticon). It’s crashed on me for the dozenth time today and that’s it. I’m done. Fuck you, computer. Have a nice life in computer heaven, say hi to my first Acer for me.

Okay, I’m kidding, computer. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it, you know that. I’ve just had a few too many beers tonight. You know how I am when that happens .
But for Batman’s sakes, computer! I was watching a fucking YouTube video ! How can that make you freeze? How does that make sense?
Ugh.
The only thing that can slightly cheer me up right now is Darth Vader golfing.
Yeah, that really stems the pain (insert pallid emoticon).
















