Apr 01 2009
April Fool’s?
The Red Alert 3 site has a new unit profile up for the “mammoth tank” — a tank that happens to be a mammoth — which will supposedly be released in a future patch for the game. I can’t decide if this is bullshit or not. Today happens to be a big day for pranks , in case you haven’t heard.
I’ve never heard of new units being introduced in patches, but this is just the kind of ridiculous weaponry EA would include in a Red Alert game. I really hope it’s true; the only thing better than tearing apart the capitalist pigs of the Allies with armored grizzly bears would be turning them into pancakes with a woolly mammoth. Thoughts?
If that is serious I will buy that game just for the mammoths