What Would Batman Do?

Before there were posts about Megan Fox giving a handjob , there was Elisha Cuthbert tempting all of us into the hell on earth known as “puberty.”  And just try and tell me you didn’t cry tonight after that heartfelt scene between Jack and Kim Bauer (Elisha Cuthbert) on the greatest show on television (insert red-eyed emoticon).

But in between those oh-my-God-Jack-is-maybe-gonna-die-but-probably-not sobs, there were tears of joy.  Yes, it may seem like Elisha Cuthbert — the only woman of my dreams of 2002 — yet again teased us in yet another single cameo appearance on 24, but I know better.

With Jon Voight in handcuffs, this plot is way too close to being wrapped up all neat and tidy, so it’s time for Kim Bauer to do what she does best — get easily kidnapped multiple times during a span of only a few hours.  Trust me, things are really going to heat up now.

Plus, Tony’s a bad guy again now, so that has to make things interesting, too.  Wait, did I forget to mention there was spoilers in this post?  Because there’s spoilers in this post.

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